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A DotA Duel of Wits and Words

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Forum » General Discussion » A DotA Duel of Wits and Words 61 posts - page 2 of 7
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Zerak Kyria » June 12, 2014 10:44pm | Report
You all seem to be Growing on battling each other, but have you simply forgot?
That my Stone Gaze will cease your Moment of Courage,
And so you will return to the pit of Undying where your worst Nightmares will come into being,
Oh how you will plead for the Reaper's Scythe and soon the end shall come.
For that pit will be your Tombstone, for all it may seem a Waning Rift,
However your Reincarnation will endure more pain as they will be Impaled, suffer the Whirling Death and when you're set free I shall Shadow Walk into the shadows.
Your new diet for heroes; You will need 4 wards (cuz wards taste better), 1 set of tangoes, 1 mango, 1 cheese.
With this you can make a nice Tango Mango Cheese platter. You can wash this all down with a nice bottle of water, Can be flavoured with red, green, yellow, blue, purple AND GOLD!
Caution: Taking roshan 3 times is required.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » June 13, 2014 8:01pm | Report
can someone make something more positive?

Our enemy approaches, and a Grave Chill settles over our troops.
With a Battle Cry, with a Berserker's Call, a blood bath is imminent.
A Blinding Light and a Chaotic Offering will begin the battle.
But wait.
With a Deafening Blast our Saviour comes.
Darkness will not hide our foe.
Our Saviour Empowers us, he Enfeebles our opposition.
With Guardian Angels by our side,
With a ally with God's Strength and The hand of God,
The Doom bringer will stand no chance,
The Death Prophet proclaims his death.
A final stand, an epic Duel, and with a Caustic Finale, the enemy is defeated.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by JasChe_XXIV » June 13, 2014 8:16pm | Report
It seems none has Ignited my Thirst for a Duel of wits,
In this endless Void, no one seems worthy to take my hits
Although I shall try to Replicate the strength I once had
Yet the loss of my great opponent leaves me oh so sad.

Okay, let me try...
3.. 2.. 1.. GO!!
Insufficient mana
Damn...

I fail in my attempt of a Satanic Reincarnation
Having lost my Vampiric Aura, I have no motivation
So for now I shall Meld into the Darkness of the night
And Press the Attack when the moment's right


yeah, I may not be able to make any rhymes anymore hjvaughan.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, I have come to erase that fine line.


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Still a bit wonky and nooby but meh, give me a challenge and I'll accept it!

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Yzreel » June 13, 2014 8:49pm | Report
@thesofa:

Who is this Chen you call "Saviour"?
When clearly, the Hand of God betrays you!
Know that you were Trapped and your Brain Sapped!
For this "Saviour" of yours is but a False Promise
A brief Blinding Light of your Nightmare!
But as the darkness returns, your Borrowed Time ends
Oh Silence me now as I Overpower your "Saviour"
Lo and Behold! Your "Saviour" Doomed!

Sorry though, can't really make a positive one :p
But really, my last post was positive @_@
edit: ****, apparently holy knight still appear as chen lol. Imagine it's holy knight :p



@JasChe:

A foe you want, a foe shall Haunt you!
Oh please don't be bashed without a clue
For I come in a Blink and your hits Returned!
Now I take your Duel and behold the Torrent turned!

Your Mekansm broken? But Rearmed is mine!
Losing your motivation? Recall it from your mind!
Such cowardice! Let me Illuminate you!
A Juggernaut has come and bid you adieu!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by JasChe_XXIV » June 14, 2014 12:48am | Report
Hey guys I got bored watching DotA Cinema's Fails of th...
FINALLY! A reply to my post!!! xD


@Yzreel

Fool! You fell into my Trap!
Your Phantasm ends in a Cold Snap!
An illusion, a trick, a Blur in your mind
Such naive thoughts have Doomed you blind

A Juggernaut who thinks on his feet
For my Feast to come so hastily, what a wonderful treat!
This Torrent you speak, is your own blood that Gushes forward
Hmm... Shall I quench my Thirst now? or shall I continue this slaughter?

My Mekansm broken? Hah! What a joke!
You had better been careful on the Last Word you spoke
Impaled on the ground with my Burning Spears
I Call Down your Nightmares, you're Consumed in fears!

Your Brain Sapped, your Soul Ripped
Vacuumed into the Void through this Fiend's Grip
Dragging you to your Tombstone, a Shallow Grave
Such agony you shall experience, in the Sadist's cave

I Conjure Images of your untimely deaths
One has you Rotting away, being fed to the pests
The other shows you in Shackles being killed by your Reflection
And the last was of you being Sacrificed for my Demonic Conversion


one question though, which of those deaths would you like to pick? >;P
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Yzreel » June 14, 2014 2:32am | Report
Ha! In your Thirst you grow! It deluded you so!
This is your Feast? Oh, the Reality is your foe!
This Juggernaut will not be Ensnared
As the Torrent of your blood bathed!

Such impunity! Be ready for your Penitence!
My Last Word? Hah! I won't go Silence!
Your Fate's Edicted! Behold my Rage!
Your Reaper's Scythe indeed, when I Enrage!

My Tombstone? Oh, I am Undying, boy!
Try and Rupture my flesh, and learn you're but toy!
A little Butterfly, want to stop my Stampede? What hallucination!
Worst I get is a Shallow Grave, behold my Reincarnation!

Call yourself a sadist, try to Conjure Images of my ends
Why don't you realize, Hand of God is my hands!
So now, scram! Leap like what you are, a coward!
And bring me sacrifice, lest you be Devoured!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by JasChe_XXIV » June 14, 2014 4:24am | Report
The Hand of God? Hah! What blasphemy!
Your Dream Coils into nothingness. I AM Reality!
Stop your foolish Moment of Courage, go cower in fear
You cannot escape me, your Death Pulses near

Hear the Berserker's Call for your death and quiver in fright
Watch as I orchestrate the Requiem of Souls of Blinding Light
Feel the pain of my Chilling Touch, as the Arctic Burns your skin
Your Life Drained with each Mortal Strike. Your end shall begin

Your pitiful words have only fueled my Insatiable Hunger
This Satanic urge to kill, I can hold no longer
Your Screeam of Pain excites me as I Pounced from behind
I shall Rupture your Open Wounds and Ravage your mind

Kneel before the Presence of the Dark Lord you insolent fool!
Undying or not, you shall end as a ghoul
Your Rage is nothing to me, you'll only Invoke mine
Remember your place, for you only have Borrowed Time


You don't know how limited I am to these words since I only tend to rhyme
Well, if I didn't, maybe there'd be a huge wall of text that would take too much time xD
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Yzreel » June 15, 2014 11:44am | Report
Enough unleashing your Inner Beast, make up your mind instead!
Once you're a blood Thirsty maniac, then a Burning Spear master
But it's not all your flase promises, should I speak in your stead?
Oh "Dark Lord", thou Decrepify I for the force of Snowball you muster!

All I hear are blah blah this and blah blah that, Silence!
For I know what you are and your Vendetta shall crumble!
A trickster, none more than idiotic Omniknight's beloved omniscience!
Oh don't force your Shadow Walk the path of lies, fall and tremble!

Ooh, I'm scared mister " Satanic!" Weave a way out for me!
Like the "souls" you said to have the Necromastery of... oh wait, you never have!
Pounce me from behind? Sure you don't want to Leap away to alive be?
A ghoul? Why not a Lich instead? Did your Brain Sap off, it's no longer creative?

Proud now? As your Glaives of Wisdom surges in rhyme?
Don't you know Last Words are rhymes if they share same sound?
Let not your pride be your Blinding Light, or your enemy shall be time!
If the Time Lock, tell me to what are you truly bound!



sorry that it took so long, I'm kinda busy. Anyway, no offense intended, and about the rhymes I actually also did that @_@
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by JasChe_XXIV » June 16, 2014 6:30am | Report
Very well, you have seen through my trickery
It seems that my imagination took a lot of illogical Shapeshifts
Although it was fun, the Duel we had.
But for now, I shall gladly take the loss as I have much more work to do other than being a " Satanic Sadist that can throw Burning Spears, maybe even fire Frost Arrows Pounce like a Lion and emanate the Presence of the Dark Lord, etc., etc." xD

Don't worry bro, this is a game, no one takes this seriously.
Your reply did only one thing to me though, it made me laugh xD

Sad thing though, I might not be able to be online for a while because of my responsibility (school).
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, I have come to erase that fine line.


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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Yzreel » June 16, 2014 7:57am | Report
My flames Frostbiten as my foe begone
Oh to whom shall this Battle Fury be wielded?
I shall wait and let my Rage undone
To the Invoker of my passion did

If only the Time Locks in this moment forever
I shall not deliver my Coup de Grace
For none shall Return my blows like a fever
So I bid farewell, and plead you be in Guardian Angels' grace



Thanks for the time bro, good duel :D
Good luck for your school, sad to hear that you'll be gone for a while. Gonna wait for your next guide after you return!
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