You know your in scrub tier when...

So, I'm making a list of ways that you know you're in scrub tier. Please post more in the comments. If its a good one I'll put it here in the original post. If you make me laugh it's a +rep.

So... without further ado;

You know you're in scrub tier when...

The carry leaves your tri-lane because you "can't have 3 people in the same lane."
Anti-Mage buys a Blink because "it's core for all carries."
Lion and Shadow Shaman both have a Scythe of Vyse.
Huskar goes for mana regen because "pros always have mana regen."

Batrider with Crystalys and Shadow Blade - dem sneaky Lassos!

Tidehunter refusing to pick Blink Dagger

Earth Spirit playing like his typical winrate

Pushing the safe lane (I literally saw a trilane which was attacking creeps all the time - probably some AGGRESIVE TRILANE)

Wraith King rushing Refresher Orb

Bloodcyka with Force Staff - seriously, each of that kind of purchase kills me a little

OD loses to brewmaster mid.

nyx/centaur says they dont need blink because they have an ultimate to get closer.

support pugna's/necro's.

any jungler who shouldnt be there in the first place who gets midas. looking at you doom/naix/prophet.


these are all things i have seen myself, ill try to think of more aside from the standard trash slarks, bloodseekers, drows and snipers.

When somebody tries to dust for slark ult.

When the enemy team starts pushing and you realize your the only one with a tp.

When batrider loses mid to TA.

0 wards or couriers are purchased despite this being the one game where you have stumbled across 4 supports.

When you are shouted at for warding aka "leaving the lane"

When two carrys lane safe and leave the dual support to take the hard lane.

When your carry afks when you last hit 1 single creep.

When your team gets angry when you miss an autoattack up a slope. "omg nub team can't even right click report"

When you see the word "report" it is a sure sign... YOU ARE IN SCRUB TIER.

So much this!

You know you're in scrub tier when...

... Phoenix throws all the Fire Spirits at once and uses its ultimate when 1v5.
...Your team doesn't attack the Supernova when 5v1. :D
...Jungle Wraith King is the only way to play him when you can't go carry.
... Tinker goes for Arcane Boots.
... Io feeds 0/10.
... Kunkka doesn't skill X Marks the Spot until level 10.
... Magnus goes Drums first item and refuses to buy a Blink Dagger.


EDIT: I almost forgot...
... Viper goes for a glass cannon build (including the Shadow Blade).

"Scepter on viper is just a waste of gold" makes my soul weep.
"Shut up, I am the only one pushing" from the guy that is constantly in a lane by himself and is 1-8-2
You take Bloodseeker because someone else took Zues and by the end of the game he has 4 kills.

Your Teams Keeper of the Light has built a Monkey King Bar and a Deadelus, whilst your Gyrocopter who was in the same lane has built a Vanguard and Boots of Speed only. In a 60 minute game.

When the enemy team rushes at Sniper without any mobility items. One by one.

When the Wraith King I lane with *****es at me for not stunning the opposing Drow Ranger whilst I am playing support Silencer

It's actually legit on Kunkka if the enemy team doesnt have a lot of escape and you're able to land Torrent without it.