You know your in scrub tier when...

Most recently?

People who tell me that Boots of Travel is a bad item on Tinker. No. I kid you not. They literally told me to get something 'broken' like shivas. "perma slows" they said "INT will solve all mana problems" they said.

I then proceeded to rat the enemy to death whilst they fountain farmed us.

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The people who dive two towers as a squishy support, then flame me (as, y'know, a carry that can't dive at LEVEL 3) for not 'helping'. Did I mention that they were diving a Weaver?

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The people who demand a lane, claiming that they own with it, then go 1/20/3. (looking at you, Pudge instapicks!)

i insta picked pudge and got FLAMED SO ******** HARD...

then i went 26-3-19

the first time EVER that i have heard people apologise in dota 2 ....

"Sorry pudge we thought you would be ****, sorry man your pretty good"

FIRST TIME EVERRRRRR IN DOTA 2 SOMEONE SAID SORRY.... THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

hahahaha

Right here :-( I'm sorry, i'm just bad.

My personal favorite so far was in a game where the other team was grouping up all 5 and initiating team fights. We were doing quite well then a couple decided that if they broke off to push another lane (in which they had all towers, we were being attacked at our doorstep) us 3 could hold all of them off. 3 times. Then we got flamed for feeding... But, wha?

And wards. Jesus it's not hard/expensive to throw some wards around!

I just had a game where a KUNKKA got HOTD AND SKADI. TOGETHER. WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU KNOW WHAT UNIQUE ATTACK MODIFIERS ARE?

I just had a game where a KUNKKA got HOTD AND SKADI. TOGETHER. WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU KNOW WHAT UNIQUE ATTACK MODIFIERS ARE?

Blubbles...

Blubbles pleaseee be trolling

Helm of the Dominator and Eye of Skadi don't even work with Tidebringer D:

Worst I've ever seen is my team not even attempting to defend ANY towers, because they were busy standing in lane contesting each other for lasthits which they still missed.
In the end it didn't matter how much I did, because pushing alone against 5 is almost impossible and defending highground against such a gold advantage was simply impossible.

*Pats R-Conquerer on the shoulder, looks into his eyes, then shakes his head and turns him away* 8{(

Hehe.

When your teammates think the only viable option to the opponent's tower push is to defend the tower. <--This, in my mind, is the definition of a scrub.