A DotA Duel of Wits and Words

You, sir, deserve one hell of a commendation for that hilarious ending!!! XD
+99 Cause I really need to stop with the demon lord thing and post a funnier one
-98 Because I can't actually do that

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To The guYz waiting for me to post: I'd like to declare that Yzreel won (for now xD)

My mates called me to go back to school tomorrow. Review for Finals will start tomorrow.
guess i won't be getting a break any time soon ( T-T)

Oh, what marvelous Enchantment!
And now I shall sprint faster.
I shall name this artifact the Boots of Speed

May I and my artifact Surge around to woods.
The deers shall tremble with Crippling Fear as they saw me running with Alacrity

I am faster than the spin of a Tornado!
The Dragon Knight assumes his True Form, yet his speed is but a Glimpse of mine
I move faster than the Blink of an eye
It even Blur the sights nearby

The adventurers are Devoured by their Greevil's Greed
of me and precious Boots of Speed

+rep

y'know i aint a real good writer but i realy liked the last verse (of me and precious Boots of Speed.

ty for rep kyphoid :D

guys.. lets just do fun ones :p

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Young Dragon Knight said to the Winter Wyvern:
"Tomorrow is the day of our Doom"
"How so?" asked Winter Wyvern

Young Dragon Knight drank from his flagon.
The drunken haze emanating from young Dragon Knight

Then young Dragon Knight said:
"For tomorrow belong to the mains of Techies

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Good ol' Tidehunter playing in the reef
Sending Gushes of sea upon the coral rocks
And let them shriek as his Anchor Smashes them

Then Admiral Kunkka comes, mighty Tidebringer in hand
"Back to the deeps with ye!" admiral Kunkka shouted
And a Torrent of rage came upon his foe

Tidehunter was angry, maddened by Rage
He commands the sea, riptides showering on Kunkka
And he retaliates, swinging mighty Tidebringer
Good ol' Tidehunter be swept by the waves

Back to the deep sea with him.

" X Marks the Spot," Admiral Kunkka said heartily.
And goes back Tidehunter to his grasp, mighty Tidebringer ready for Coup de Grace
..But Tidehunter called on Maelrawn, and Ravaged was Kunkka

And so fell Kunkka, the rivalry ended at last

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The Dark Troll Raise Deads today
I too was there, now undeath and full of Deathlust
I crawled to human town, ready to Devour
For it is time for me to Ravage human lands

I Melded with humans, oblivious are they
And I signed a Death Pact with one of the wizards

They were clueless on Reality
Then mortal minds gain Clarity
They realized and shook with Rage

That I dont have no $$$
To buy delicious sweet roll

Thanks!

@Terathial

Well done mate. +rep

@Unscathed

Very poetic.

The Three Spirits


"Over here now!" Sings Raijin,
As he Surges across the land like an Unstable Current
Into the Eye of the Storm,
Energy overflowing.

"There's a good spot", Koa-Lin utters
As he Melds his figure deeply into the Moonlight Shadow
A Fortune's End shall befall
Every single opponent.

"Balance in all things", we hear Xin proclaim,
As he seeks to Repel all evils with his Fiery Soul
And with a single Great Cleave,
Enemies will be vanquished.

Pure Skill is not Luck. :D

Say it like a rap:

Are you ready? It's time to Duel
Eventually reaching your inevitable Doom

I am the ultimate Hunter in the Night
Get ready to face my Fury Swipes

You'll be Consumed by a Crippling Fear
I'll Desolate everything you hold dear

You'll be struck down by the Hand of God
And everyone 'ill feel the Aftershock

I'll bury your Flesh Heap, X Marks the Spot
With maggots and dirt your body will Rot

gj, Blubbles.

Thanks TheSofa