there was a bloke called .... smuggels
and he was introduced to a fantastic game called "Defence of the ancients 2" by a friend of his. Now he used to play DotA1 a lot back in his more juvenile days so he though HEY i remember this game and was ready for fun times to be had. (*CARRY LESHRAC FTW*)
now after many many hours and a lot of games it was safe to say he had no idea how to play but he persevered and was addicted in no time.
then with a new update big shiny letters RANKED gameplay was introduced being level 16 or so and having a couple of hundred games under his belt ole smuggels thought he was the **** and went i could totally do this.
sadly he was not the **** NOR was he in particular any good. thus he got a 1.1 or 1.4 something MMR ... *fuzzy on actual number*
thinking this was the best thing ever he was quickly disabused from the notion by reddit and fellow dota players.
thus he didnt touch the RANKED section for some time BUT it was always there i…