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Forum » General Discussion » A DotA Duel of Wits and Words 61 posts - page 5 of 7
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » February 28, 2015 4:56pm | Report
JasChe_XXIV wrote:

funny story actually


To TheSofa

Like Rubick eh? Let me play with you for a while then!
Make yourself at home in the Darkness you have brought to yourself!!!
F***! Your God's Strength is nothing but a soft punch in this Duel
Attempting to deliver the Coup de Grace to the demons you have summoned? Hah! What a joke!
Only I have the power to stop myself! Can you even beat me with those Overwhelming Odds?


Your p[r]ide concerns me, dear Duelist.
Though you ar[e] strong, do not Feast on what is not yours.
I summon no demons, they [a]re merely a Reflection of who you are
You have the power to and will stop yourse[l]f,
Through Holy Persuasion, your Overwhelming Odds turn against itse[l]f.
A war within [y]ourself, I will take Control!
Chaos Strikes and your Fiery Soul will be extinguished. When will you learn[?]

I wear the Gravekeeper's Cloak of Invisibility.
While your Blade Dances, I will Phase Shift
An Eclipse brings Darkness, nothing shall Illuminate,
Your Nightmare is a Reality that will come to Haunt you.
My Inner Vitality allows for my well being,
While your Insatiable Hunger leads to your demise!
As you Press the Attack you have failed in your defence,
And the one who hides in the Shadow Strikes again!
I will Return with a wild Warcry
This is only a Glimpse of what is to come.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Unscathed » February 28, 2015 5:33pm | Report
sofa its really not realy
Don't Worry, Be Happy

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » February 28, 2015 5:44pm | Report
Unscathed wrote:

sofa its really not realy

I thought I missed something.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by JasChe_XXIV » March 1, 2015 4:25am | Report
@TheSofa
Lol, I'm getting dry now
Being the "evil" in Duels is tiring! (But I'm enjoying it) xD


I think we'll be getting ready for the Finals this Wednesday though, I won't be able to come over when that happens -_-

I'll just post when I finish what I'm currently making (a rap I guess?) in a separate thread if this becomes unavailable. :D
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, I have come to erase that fine line.


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Still a bit wonky and nooby but meh, give me a challenge and I'll accept it!

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Yzreel » March 1, 2015 8:13am | Report
JasChe_XXIV wrote:


Did you come to be Devoured again
Oh pitiful warrior?
Now, now. No need to Surge in recklessly.
Take Aim while you still can, your Marksmanship shall fail anyway

Prepare yourselves! The Doom Bringer has awoken!
Unforgiving and Satanic, yet you dare call him insolent!?
Stop your Phantasms! I am no longer impressed!
Have you underestimated my power!? I'll Pulverize you!

Your audaciousness Enrages me
Only regret shall fill you, after I have unleashed an Unstable Concoction
Untouchable I am soon to become. Unreachable shall be my power.
Retreat to your shells fools! The Reality of your Doom is coming!

Lament, I say to all of you! I am giving no False Promises
Under all circumstances, what I say shall befall to any willing to Press the Attack
Call Down your Guardian Angels whilst you cower in fear!
Killing them would be easy... For even Hell itself perished through my hands


Pitiful? Oh if only you have the Clarity to realize
Unwise so it is to try and Enrage me
Rage is unknown to me, for none does it bore
Elaborate truth, however, I know and is not an Eclipse to me

Sheer trickery is all you are, a Veil of Discord to eliminate
King of evil and bringer of Doom? Stop this facade
I shall uncover the lie when you claim to be Untouchable
Led your followers Enchanted by myth and fable
Let's see what great deceit truly is your Radiance

Inside the fiery Broadsword, your true self bespoke
Stop not I shall until I Scorched Earth ablaze
Now, don't forget that your pathetic stumps are your Penitence
Oh the once-great general, dropped in his Track and did escape
That is you, failed in the test of faith, oh so abominable

Lo and behold! Here comes your worst Nightmare
Undying and unrelenting, impossible for you to Pulverize
Come at me, oh Sacred Relic of forgotten time
Know that your Shallow Grave shall end in a blitz!



Really sorry that it took so long, I'm very, very busy lately. The only reason I posted here right after Sofa revived it was just because I'm afraid that no one commented and his effort will be deleted by Wulfy lol

Anyway, I gave you a bit of a reply as well, Jasche! Do check to first letters and last letters of each line ;)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » March 1, 2015 8:15am | Report
pls pretend to add a rhyme to posts.I like to sing .-.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Terathiel » March 1, 2015 10:06am | Report
I hope this is appropriate.

There I saw her, looking Untouchable as ever. Immediately, I felt my will Decay and I Sprinted towards her, thoughts disappearing as if I were in a Drunken Haze. She, too, felt the Static Link between us. I stared deeply into her Eye of Skadi as she smiled and let down her Ice Armor. Suddenly, a Berserker's Rage overtook me, and I tore at her, unleashing my Satanic impulses. She let out a Scream of Pain. My Flak Cannon went to work, and soon she was grimacing after the Caustic Finale.

"Well, that was about as good as a trip to the dentists ever will be," she sighed, gazing at the removed tooth sitting on a paper towel.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » March 1, 2015 10:11am | Report
Terathiel wrote:

I hope this is appropriate.

There I saw her, looking Untouchable as ever. Immediately, I felt my will Decay and I Sprinted towards her, thoughts disappearing as if I were in a Drunken Haze. She, too, felt the Static Link between us. I stared deeply into her Eye of Skadi as she smiled and let down her Ice Armor. Suddenly, a Berserker's Rage overtook me, and I tore at her, unleashing my Satanic impulses. She let out a Scream of Pain. My Flak Cannon went to work, and soon she was grimacing after the Caustic Finale.

"Well, that was about as good as a trip to the dentists ever will be," she sighed, gazing at the removed tooth sitting on a paper towel.




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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Unscathed » March 1, 2015 11:01am | Report
Terathiel wrote:

"Well, that was about as good as a trip to the dentists ever will be," she sighed, gazing at the removed tooth sitting on a paper towel.

You never fails to disappoint me
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Terathiel » March 1, 2015 11:28am | Report
Unscathed wrote:


You never fails to disappoint me


I'm actually a pretty good lyricist musically and poetically, but it's hard to do it with Dota links and I found this more amusing :D
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