What do heroes do in their free time?

No double posts pls 8{3

Pudge the butcher; goes to his other job... as a professional Elvis impersonator.

Whoops, didn't read that, sorry :P

I thought this thread was gonna be about this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcR3VA-_VL8

Windranger, Slark, Spirit Breaker and wex Invoker join the local marathon.

Witch Doctor works at burger king. When he pours the ketchup the kitchen staff all hear a very loud "LOOK AT IT GO!"

Zeus joins a soap opera with Hera.

Riki is a professional pervert.

Queen of Pain becomes batgirl.

Io flies around going...BleepBloop BlIP.

Axe, the manliest hero ever....Works at a care home for the elderly.

Disruptor makes guest appearances on 'Storm chasers'

Kunkka uses his epic voice to be a TV salesperson. "Admiral Kunkka here, bringing you this fine Tidehunter oil. Don't ask where we got it, just buy it!"

Earthshaker Wonders what the hell he is actually supposed to be.

Invoker disguises himself as Gandalf, goes to the LOTR universe, and rapes the Balrog with a Chaos Meteor

Rubick has a discussion with Lina about how her fire makes his staff spit lightning.

Lina and Crystal Maiden argue about who gets to go out with Juggernaut

Juggernaut Goes over to the LoL universe, and Omnislashes it to pieces.

Sven, Axe, Tusk, Bristleback and Centaur Warrunner go out to a pub for a round of drinks, courtesy of Brewmaster

Abaddon, Night Stalker and Shadow Fiend go to meet Slenderman and haunt children.

Shadow Demon tries to get Doom Bringer to notice him

Tiny goes and grovels to Earth Spirit to tell him about his origins

Outworld devourer becomes his short-bladdered alter ego known as Outhouse destroyer

Alchemist goes and talks to Lifestealer about a tooth-cleaning formula.

Legion Commander... Um..... I got nothing.

Anti-Mage goes to our world and stays there after learning that we have NO MAGIC.

Ancient Apparition and Lich go to a tea party with Crystal Maiden.

Dazzle........DAZZHUL!

Nyx Assassin gets into a staring contest with Faceless Void

Jakiro tears himself apart trying to go to a glacier and a volcano at the same time.

Ursa goes back to his cubs and his mate. (I know right. only normal one I have.)

Clockwerk continually 'clock' blocks Enigma from getting a chance with Spectre.

Gyrocopter gets arrested for causing 9/11 when he visited our world.

Death Prophet works at a carnival

Nature's Prophet Lets his treants go on a playdate with Enchantress' creeps...Whilst they do other things (nudge nudge)

Troll Warlord Skulks around on internet forums, commanding his vast army.

Weaver got caught by a bug catcher in the pokemon universe. He wasn't seen again.

Keeper of the Light Meets up with Gandalf and talks about 'the light'

Skywrath Mage continues being an emo, I guess...

Necrophos works in the radiation cleanup business.

Naga Siren works as a nurse that provides anaesthetics with her voice.

Dark Seer works as a plastic surgeon who will make all heads pointy.

Slardar, Tidehunter, Naga Siren, Slark and Morphling plan a side project to turn the world into their watery domain.

Huskar is a professional boxer. Seriously, he has never been beaten thus far.

Treant Protector goes around crushing factories for causing pollution.

Bloodseeker works with the police, to hunt down criminals.

Omniknight goes to Christian churches to laugh at their religion, and its lack of the omniscience

Beastmaster watches the movie "Beastmaster" and wonders why he wasn't picked to star in it.

Elder Titan...Is a **** to Haiti.

Clinkz works in steel foundries, as he is immune to the heat.

Dragon Knight works as a blacksmith, preferably in armour and swords

Batrider flies stunt planes whilst his bat hibernates.

Bane is a **** to children.

Sniper plays the game "Sniper: V2" professionally.

Ogre Magi plays quiz shows. Due to luck, he is now a multi-billionaire

Silencer is a librarian. (please get the joke...)

Shadow Shaman works in the circus business, as he did when he was young.

Luna and Mirana work alongside Shadow Shaman

Lycanthrope finds the writer of twilight, and tears her apart for showing wolves like that.

Chen works (again) alongside Shadow Shaman and the other two.

Chaos Knight: professional horse rider champion.

Bounty Hunter......Do I really need to say?

Broodmother got sick of paying child support, and ate anyone who tried to collect it from her.

Drow Ranger and Windranger find the director of the Hunger games films, then attack him for not picking one of them as the lead.

Ember Spirit teaches martial arts.

Lone Druid does what he usually does, and becomes alone (I had no material for him :P)

Meepo is a professional building team all by himself.

Phantom Lancer laughs at Meepo's efforts, and does the same thing five times faster.

Phoenix got put in a fireproof cage at a zoo. He was forced to bunk with a parrot, but said parrot instantly disintegrated upon being placed within 10 metres of Phoenix.

Templar Assassin works as a teacher.

Undying provided the zombie hordes for Dawn of the Dead.

Batrider works for National Geographic as their most talented cameraman.

Attention! Your Lich is evolving!......Your Lich evolved into Ancient Apparition!

Chaos Knight turns to the laws of physics, and says a hearty "Screw you."

Lion and Nyx Assassin argue over who gets to copyright the "earth spike stun".

Morphling went to visit Sand King, and promptly evaporated.

Faceless Void begs Tinker for some artificial eyes. He refuses.

Tinker now has multiple bruises for 'unknown' reasons.

Magnus had to go to therapy because of his deep fear of lava. It's unfortunate, however, that his therapist was Jakiro.

Razor and Storm Spirit go to the Greek heaven in order to smuggle Zeus home before his lightning gets better than theirs.

Drow Ranger talks to Sniper about trying each other's weapons. Drow is able to hit an apple at 400 meters, whilst Sniper's arms can't even pull back a bowstring.

Ogre Magi spends his days chasing his club... Whilst holding it.

Tinker, after recovering from his bruises, discovers the internet. Once he shows Oracle the internet memes, the Oracle decided that it was better than joining the dota 2 roster. He was never seen again.

Venomancer is currently in a relationship with Viper.

Visage talks to Shadow Fiend about the joy of collecting souls. But then Visage boasted about the fact that he had collected more souls than Shadow Fiend.

Visage mysteriously disappeared.

Templar Assassin finds out the final mystery...Of how to make cornflakes.

Disruptor begs to join Razor and Storm Spirit's efforts to stop Zeus.

Treant Protector Stalks Nature's Prophet for turning his friends into smaller trees.

Nature's Prophet had to go to a mental asylum because of someone watching him all the time.

Crystal Maiden goes behind Lina's back and asks Juggernaut out on a date. Juggernaut accepts.

Lina knows about the date and rigs Juggernaut's cape with explosive paint.

Juggernaut notices everything and replaces the cape before anything else happens. He then takes the same paint and rigs it to Lina's skirt.

Lina spent three months in hospital after detonating her skirt by "accident"

Pugnainsults Chaos Knight for not making ACTUAL chaos.

Mirana and Luna swap mounts for a week






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Best one yet

Oh, oh let me try!!!

Crystal Maiden and Lina (Under the direction of Pugna and his Nether Ward) "worked" together and tried impersonating Elsa and Anna of Frozen.

Tidehunter and Kunkka are secretly texting each other.

Riki, Templar Assassin and Phantom Assassin made guest appearances in the new Assassin's Creed game.

Jakiro finds himself in a dilemma of whether going to Hawaii would be better than going to Iceland (I know what Iceland's geography is, but still, he doesn't know that).

Ancient Apparition went to see Lich, as they will plot to stop earth's global warming problem by freezing everthing.

Invoker and Rubick finally fought it out to see who's the best Magus. Silencer emerged victorious and was granted the title of "Silent Magus", only to be killed by Anti-Mage who was then titled the "Anti-Magus".

Chaos Knight and Ogre Magi got banned and was given a "shoot on sight" order in Las Vegas, Nevada for being "too" lucky at all the casinos.

Sven and Axe both won Mr Olympia. Nyx Assassin had the pleasure of cutting the prize in half.

Zeus went and searched for his brothers Posiedon and Hades.

Enigma got caught in a black hole in outer space (how ironic).

Phantom Lancer found a universal cure for cancer.

Sniper became a Marine soldier while Gyrocopter joined the Air Force.

Lone Druid left his Bear at Yellowstone National Park and tried to make Ursa his new companion.

Centaur Warrunner is dating Enchantress

Drow Ranger and Windranger are now up for the leading roles in The Hunger Games 4 and Disney's Brave 2 respectively.

Nature's Prophet still provides Sentinel creeps in while Treant Protector and his brothers are the towers for DotA 1.

Leshrac is still tormented by bullies everywhere.

Kunkka and Tidehunter are now planning to be in a relationSHIP.

Brewmaster, Storm Spirit, Ember Spirit, and Earth Spirit was permanently Hexed into Pandas and thrown back to DotA one by Shadow Shaman and Lion

Sand King, Nyx Assassin, Broodmother and Weaver were shown in Animal Planet's brand-new show, Monster Insects.

Batrider and Queen of Pain starred the new Batman movies. Night Stalker also got the antagonist role.

Since Enigma is now stuck in a black hole, Bane made his move on Spectre.

Omniknight and Chen are now going to Israel.

Io became a taxi driver since he ran out of gold in the last fight.

Alchemist tried fighting Edward and Alphonse Elric to see who's better at alchemy.

Tinker made Clockwerk a better Ironman suit.

Tiny joined Earthshaker and Elder Titan's rock band.

Pudge and Lifestealer became best friends seeing they had so much in common.

Phoenix and Bristleback are now Beastmaster's new pets.

Wraith King tries to give Clinkz some wraith... It didn't really go well.

Viper now has a pet Warlock.

Dark Seer is now providing a new fuel for racecars, he named it "Vacuum Surge".

Skywrath Mage and Vengeful Spirit are now married.

Luna's talking to the moo-ooon!

Lycanthrope fell in love with Luna. His wolves doesn't like it one bit.

Mirana's fallen in love with Lycanthrope. Her tiger's got a bad feeling about this.

Venomancer had a Nightmare where he was in the Pokemon world and became a dragon/ground legendary named Zygarde, completely losing his potent poison, such a horrible nightmare.

Meepo went out on a project named "Digging to the Center of the Earth" Project for Discovery Channel, the excavation site became his grave.

Tusk is now the world's best bowler.

Medusa and Naga Siren are fighting over Slardar. Slardar's cool with having the both of them though.

Bloodseeker and Bounty Hunter are now renowned Hunters in Hunter X Hunter.

Juggernaut and Axe went to a spinning contest.

Undying's zombies are now wearing cones and buckets. He decided it was time to stop playing Plants vs Zombies.

Dragon Knight got killed by another knight when he was sleeping in a cave near London.

Puck loves playing with Troll Warlord.

Troll Warlord has seriously been wanting to kill Puck for a long time now.

Huskar and Legion Commander are now famous for being the best wrestling tag team.

Necrophos and Death Prophet, who are both in a make-shift father-daughter relationship, have made a lot of graves together.

Shadow Demon, Doom Bringer and Shadow Fiend have made a reality kids tv show named "Shadow Friends", it's going downhill though.

Tinker kept on tinking on what he'll do next.

Spirit Breaker had decided to start being a Heart Breaker as a hobby.

Bloodseeker found Dragon Knight's dead body in a cave he randomly blinked into. Got himself turned into a Dragon after drinking the blood.

The three Goblin Techies played Twister against the Pit Lord as they wait to be patched into the DotA 2, they're currently on the 68th winning streak and still plans on getting one more win before stopping.

Spirit Breaker isn't going well with his new hobby.

Outworld Devourer tried to beat Ogre Magi in a game of charades, he's having a really hard time winning.

Pudge started to learn how to fish with his hook, the world's ocean has turned into the Dead Ocean after an hour.

Warlock, who's still Viper's pet, decided to right a book about the Netherdrakes' lifestyle. Viper approved of it of being published to the other worlds and sent Warlock to give it to a book publishing company. Warlock never came back to Viper's lair after that. Also, the book was never published.

Sniper started learning on using other weapons, such as the knife. He can now throw one from a distance of a hundred miles and still hit an apple.

Riki got caught inside a women's hot spring pool due to Crystal Maiden sneezing near her Dust of Appearance. Legion Commander gladly gave Riki a lesson he won't forget.

Timbersaw has found the Tree of Life, he denied it.

Tiny, Earthshaker and Elder Titan's rock band, TEET, has done numerous "Stunning" Performances.
Earth Spirit asked if he could join TEET. He was kicked out after their first debut as TEETES because he started pushing the other members out of the stage and pulling the crowd towards him.

Spirit Breaker got his heart broken by Omniknight, who repeatedly said "I'm a guy" when Spirit Breaker was courting him. Poor cow.

Batrider dared Brewmaster to drink his (molotov) cocktail. Attention! There are now two Ember Spirits in the game.

Phoenix finally got away from Beastmaster, ended up getting killed by Night Stalker.

Faceless Void accidentally Backtracked several milennia in time. He has now confirmed that the Big Bang Theory was actually... true! Seeing as dinosaurs can mate and have offspring.

Tinker started lecturing Faceless Void about what the Big Bang Theory really is. Faceless Void felt ashamed about it and went off to kill himself.

Legion Commander tried duelling herself. No one has seen her ever since.

Wanna know why Kunkka and Tidehunter fought in the past? Kunkka ate Tidehunter's tail.

Invoker fact #6: Invoker was actually the one who made the Meatballs in "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs", not the machine.

Invoker fact #9: It was said that when Invoker cuts his nails, it lets loose a Deafening Blast.

Beastmaster finally found another job, being a beatboxing dj. Don't forget, his stage name's "Beatsmaster"!

Tidehunter taught Lich of a very unique use for the four tentacles Lich has on his back.

Lich has now put his tentacles to use... In a cup stacking competition.

Batrider dared Doom Bringer to drink his (molotov) cocktail. Doom Bringer gladly Devoured the bottle and Batrider.

Morphling, being the highly adaptive Hero he is, decided to be an anger management consultant and tries to help out the other Heroes.

Troll Warlord refused Morphling's help and stated that his anger has no need to be managed. Puck helped in silencing Troll Warlord as Morphling shotgunned him. Troll Warlord is now a mild-mannered Sir.

With Morphling's help, Lina managed to keep her hot temper at cool levels. Well, at the cost of Morphling's life that is.

Lina and Crystal Maiden are now friends in Facebook.

Tusk, Earth Spirit and Storm Spirit went out to see who's the fastest roller. Storm Spirit ROFL'd his way to victory since he still has the 9000-charge Bloodstone he had in the last pub game.

Meepo's dance troop " Poof" and Phantom Lancer's Phantom Dancers are now battling it out in the final round of ABDC (America's Best Dance Crew).

Enchantress called it off on Centaur Warrunner because he was "too rough" on their outings.

Keeper of the Light and Chaos Knight went horseback racing, but were beaten by a crying Centaur Warrunner on a Stampede.

Io, who is still a taxi driver, has now saved up enough gold to buy Boots of Speed... he doesn't know where to put it though.

Enigma finally got out of the black hole, only to be incinerated by a huge Supernova lightyears away.

Juggernaut and Ember Spirit fought to see who the best swordsman is. Both lost due to a random Sunstrike.

Earthshaker left the band so he could join the Chicago Bulls.

After their loss of a great member Tiny and Elder Titan decided to disband.

Bristleback finally got away from Beastmaster who was busy beatboxing, but was then caught by one hungry Doom Bringer.

Doom Bringer went to the doctor because he was having a runny nose, turns out the doctor was Witch Doctor. Doom Bringer now has bones poked to his nose.

Outworld Devourer is still having a hard time beating Ogre Magi in charades. He decides to throw the game but was accidentally Ignited 10 times when he tried to walk out.

Enchantress started dating Magnus.

Centaur Warrunner posted on Facebook. Stating that Magnus would be too "*****" for Enchantress and that his horn might Skewer Enchantress if she was careless. The post recieved 8 billion likes overnight. Centaur Warrunner still didn't know as to why so many people liked his post.

Timbersaw met Treant one sunny day. No one knows where the both of them went.

Few months passed, Timbersaw is now in the shop selling 200 Iron Branches and 150 Tangos. Treant is still nowhere to be found.

Weaver went out shopping for some yarn. He plans on giving Broodmother some socks as a birthday gift.

Lycanthrope got over his shy stage and tries to go out to ask Luna on a date. He got attacked by his own wolves immediately as he told them his plan.

Mirana's tiger finally lost his cool and left Mirana when she said she'll finally ask Lycanthrope on a date.

Lion watched the Lion King, then thought that he'd be a badder lion than Scar and Hexed himself into one. He unfortunately forgot to set a duration on his Hex and went to find Shadow Shaman to undo it for him.

After searching for her tiger for weeks. Mirana found and tamed a new ride, this time it was a purple lion that talks. She loves how intelligent it was.

Weaver finally finished making eight socks for Broodmother just in time for her birthday. He was completely heartbroken when he found out Nyx Assassin asked Broodmother out 6 seconds ago.

Weaver, Centaur Warrunner and Spirit Breaker decided to go to a local tavern to "wash their problems away". Unfortunately for them and all the other people who came in that night, Veenomancer was hired as the bartender.

Timbersaw was attacked by a bunch of Treant Protectors, he has now an even greater fear of trees and was told by the other Heroes to get some counselling.

Nature's Prophet's now a Psychology Major and is currently open for counselling.

Riki, after recovering from his "accident", tried a new hobby of taking candid photos of his fellow Heroes to post on Instagram.

Sven was caught playing with his sword.

Razor has fulfilled his lifelong dream of being a barber.

Pudge stated that his Rotting Gas is mainly composed of Methane, Sulfur and Carbon D Ioxide

Treant Protector used Leech Seed! Wild Pidgey evaded the attack!

Storm Spirit wonders why he's still fat even though he's clearly exercising everyday.

Luna was caught playing with her pet at night.

Riki was caught taking photos of the girls trying out their new bikini due to Crystal Maiden dropping her Sentry Wards. Since Legion Commander wasn't there yet, Lina volunteered to cook Calderata (Goat Stew) for the girls' beach party.



might add more though...

Ahahaha. i'm gonna have to step my game up on MY long post.

This might turn into one loong (and very fun) battle over who can think of more stuff ThreadOfFate.
I suggest you surrender as my skill is unmatched. (lol)

I'm game ;)