Forum Game: Crush the Wish

"AXE CAN HANDLE IT!" Axe says while he decapitates you and hi-fives Bloodseeker.


I wish people would realize how to counter Spirit Breaker.

People counter Spirit Breaker, but then they fall prey to Lifestealer

I wish people would stop posting in this thread.

I posted in this thread.

I wish i could come up with good wishes.

But your wish wasn't good at all.


I wish people wouldn't copypaste Bob to complain about Google+.

People stop posting bob, but they start posting Jennifer to complain about other things :p

I wish I would be better at skillshots

u become the greatest skillshooter in dota 2 history, making u the best Pudge in the world, and so u are invited to join NA'VI and replace dendi. Many years later, dendi seeks revenge for taking his place and kills you by staring at you and making your head explode.

i wish they gave quake sounds for your assist and ward placement streaks...

Valve got sued for it (or something)

I wish I wasn't so lazy

But you just slept the whole day and woke up, spent a few seconds typing and went back to sleep.

I wish wards don't exist in the DotA universe xD

Valve removes wards, but you end up getting ganked so much that you rage and acquire seven years of low priority

I wish Meepo would come into the meta

He enters the meta and stays for a grand total of 1 minute.

I wish wards have global vision.