Tell Your Funny DotA Stories!

Got stuck with the same 3 chinese baddies 3 games in a row!!!


Dota 2 Matchmaking Fail!?!? I think so!

Я не знаю английского, я русский, кто не может играть!

This is the story of my every-day DotA.

BWAHAHA Hades, oh Hades...I feel for you..

Faceless Void was attacking specter in radiant base. Specter activated blademail and warlock started attacking him with a double damage rune. Just then I (spirit breaker) respawned and started charging to some creeps on the top lane. (On very low health) Faceless void time walked right into me as I was charging.

Upon further investigation (Watching replay in slow motion) I discoveredc that i had hit while he was time walking through the air. If he had done it half a second sooner or later he would have survived.

I had dropped the recipe for Satanic in the fountain to pick up some other stuff and my friend (who was sitting by me) yells out, "You forgot your Satanic recipe bro!" I had to explain to my mom that DotA was not created by the devil to enslave the minds of young children.

Haha, that's pretty funny, my parents always ask me what the hell I'm talking about when I'm playing DotA 2 while on Skype.

Yup, that's pretty funny.

My friend (Tiny) decided to be an ******* when my team was at the enemy fountain so he decided to throw in our Crystal Maiden. Of course i saw that the need needed a hero so i (Pudge) hooked her in mid-air. Likea baws.

I got through a game earlier today where I was stuck as Phantom Assassin with just Slark (who has been feeding and doing pretty badly all game) and Sniper still playing against Death Prophet and Ursa. Sniper and Slark kill Roshan and then Slark purposefully goes and picks up Aegis.
Just why.

Well i was playing a game and close to the start (about 15 mins in) one of my friends had to leave for some unimportant reason but we decided to stick with it anyway. just before he left i had gotten an ultra kill as bounty hunter (level one track gold on at least 3). shortly after my freind left the only player not on my friends list left as well so it was 5 V 3 (the 5 being SD, slark, disruptor, sniper and dazzle and the 3 being Bounty hunter, Enchantress and Tinker).

By 35 minutes i had perfect items and a number of kills and my friends were also close to perfect items so the enemy was not looking good but we just did not have the pushing power to get into their base and were repelled a few times. Their slark was not doing to bad due to his ult but with all 3 of us present they just couldnt do anything so eventually they managed to get our mid rax. Their sniper was getting bored so he left and we were also getting bored so we decided to just push bottom and throw the game.

we managed to kill all 4 of them and get the bottom rax and took both of the towers protecting the ancient and were just about to destroy the rax and win the game. Turns out Sniper was sitting invis with a shadow blade and back doored our ancient. after all that we were back doored by a leaver........
talk about cheap

sorry for the long story ;)