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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Mr. Nuke » January 15, 2014 3:06am | Report
Smuggels wrote:

(hows that for lore?)


As you can see from my sig, you are now my best friend =D

*shamelessly doesn't make and break a wish*

NEXT!
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Smuggels wrote:

the giant hamster is revived by Drow the dog using the power of the best pie in the world.
the daughter who was beaten now is a the ultimate fighter after training for years since she never wants to be beaten again, she learns all forms of killing and martial arts and is now an unstoppable machine, she teams up with drow the dog and rides the giant hamster into battle against the dark lord Gabe Vovlo, crushing his Steam empire and freeing all the slaves under steam sales control.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » January 15, 2014 4:07am | Report
the company that handles this takes over the world and becomes like skynet and us dota players are forced to play dota 25*7.wait that wouldnt be THAT bad..

i wish creeps were buffed

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Peppo_oPaccio » January 15, 2014 4:48am | Report
Creeps get 50% more resistance to damage and attack damage, but Heroes and other units also get 50% protection to creep damage and 50% extra damage versus creeps. In the end, this buff becomes useless.

I wish Valve started making contracts with Volvo and they started to advertise each other.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » January 15, 2014 6:30am | Report
Valve and Volvo make a construct to join the two companies together to make Valvo. Now all dota games have car advertisements and Volvo cars run on steam power.

I wish that I had telekinesis.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Wulfstan » January 15, 2014 7:33am | Report
You have telekinesis, however, you get captured by the US Government, get transfered to Area 51, and none ever hears from you again.

I wish Dotafire would stop having stupid publicity in the background.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by saifthedestroyer » January 16, 2014 1:56am | Report
Because of you saying that, Atlas and Hades kidnap you (for some reason :3) and you are never heard from again :D

I wish Veno was now called bananamancer
i rush mask of madness and basher on puck :3
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » January 16, 2014 2:14am | Report
veno is now known as bananamancer. But Lord Gaben does not like the name so he gets it renamed to gabenanancer. Then gabo gets relegated to trash tier because no one likes that name.

i wish omniknight was renamed to Chuck Norris

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » January 16, 2014 2:17am | Report
The name change made the hero OP and was removed from the game.

I wish that Weaver was renamed to skaskashashashashaclickclick

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » January 16, 2014 4:06am | Report
Weaver was renamed to skaskashashashashaclickclick. However, because of such a long of a name, skaskashashashashaclickclick starts to kill everyone associated with his name change. After finding you he mercilessly murders you right before the police come. However, skaskashashashashaclickclick is arrested for your murder, but just time lapses. Now we will never know what hero porygon is. >:| <3

I wish that people called heroes by their names (eg crystal maiden -> rylai)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Peppo_oPaccio » January 16, 2014 5:03am | Report
People start calling Nature's Prophet Tequoia.

I wish I could meet Rick Astley so that we could talk about rickrolling.

hjvaughan wrote:

Valve and Volvo make a construct to join the two companies together to make Valvo. Now all dota games have car advertisements and Volvo cars run on steam power.

That's just... Epic.
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