May 13, 2017

Troll Soccer (My Answer To the Toxic)

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Hey all... I was messing around in Demo to get a feel for the distance of a Force Staff when I came up with a brilliant idea.

Troll Soccer

This is ONLY to be used on people who do bad things on purpose. Newbs don't deserve this kind of punishment. This is only a last resort to the unteachable or just plain mean. Nobody deserves constant verbal abuse. Now... give them one pass before deciding to do this. Some people just have a bad day. This is also ONLY to be used if there is little to no hope of winning (I.E. there is a high tier hero that has been fed, all your towers are down etc).

Step One: The rest of the team who has been harassed by the offender (and they have tried to reason with him, but he's being a jerk) decided unanimously to play Troll Soccer with the offender. If everyone is okay with this, you pause the game.

Step Two: Make your intentions known to the opposing team, citing why the offender is about to be humiliated. Tell them the rules of the game.

The Troll will be kicked around by his teammates using force staff and divine staff to hold him in place. They will tell the enemy team where his position is at.

Any enemy who makes a kill on the Troll has to shout out "GOAL!" on chat.

The enemy with the most goals before the Troll abandons the game gets the commends of every member on the Trolls team.

Step Three: If the opposing team is down with it (and the troll hasn't disconnected before the game starts, because we make BLOODY sure he hears what's about to happen to him). The game is unpaused and everyone on the team sells what they have to get Boots of Travel, Force Staff, and the Divine Staff. If they can afford the upgrade to the Boots of travel, it will up the stalking factor as you can teleport directly to the troll... while watching him panic as your shadow haunts him while he channels.

Step Four: Everyone is encouraged to put the replay of the match on their account to show the world what happens to Toxic players if they intentionally mess up their match.

Once he dies, everyone goes to spawn and waits for him patiently before punting him out of the fountain, and hopefully out of the base.

If the Troll is smart (most of them aren't)... he'll hear the conspiracy and abandon the game. While this may not stop him from being a troll, it is more effective than just putting him into low pri through reports. It crushes their ego. If this becomes a trend it also marks the player as being difficult to play with because of the replays being slapped on people's walls. This humiliation... I repeat... is only for truly toxic players that ruin a match or are just downright nasty on chat by bringing his team down. A simple noob does not deserve this. This is for the unteachable, the unforgiving, and the venomous.

Peace!
Ursula