Oh dear...

So I rummaged around to the darkest depths of dotabuff, yes, these are my first ever games... my truly NOOB games. Now although the majority of these are bot matches, it is really the amount of effort I took to carefully planning my item and skill builds, there are no replays unfortunately, but the laughter will ensue when I pick my top 3 favourite builds

1: My first and truly best match ever, this was literally my FIRST EVER match.
Hero: Drow Ranger
Final Items (ugh): Ogre Club Tango Boots of Speed Helm of Iron Will Maelstrom Blades of Attack
Final Skill Allocations: Frost Arrows: 4 Points Gust 4 points Precision Aura Marksmanship 0

Yes that's right, I opted out completely and didn't bother to skill my ultimate at all, because who needs a passive ult when you have a silence and that bonus % damage.

2: I am crying everyone, I am actually crying right now.
Hero: Crystal Maiden
Final Items: (FMLFMLFMLFMLFMLFML) Buckler Veil of Discord ring of aquilla Oblivion Staff Tranquil Boots FREAKING Phase Boots
Final Skill Allocation: ....... Crystal Nova 4 Frostbite 0!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!111!! Arcane Aura 4 Freezing Field 1 and just want to mention, between levels 5 and 10 I got THREE stat points...

3: I have to cry myself to sleep whenever i think of this game, i literally don't even know what i was doing.
Hero: Crystal Maiden
Final Items: Shadow Blade!!!!! Veil of Discord Boots of Speed Chainmail Bracer Wraith Band

Hope these made you laugh and please share some of your favourite noob games :D

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/64005811
my very first game ever, it was a pub, no bots before hand here it is. (only the lina and myself have played dota in the past year)

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/199178167
my first acctually good game! (i was in my Perseverance stage)

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/245845434
the first sign of my rat dota bounty build.

Kyfoid style!

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/230823212

so my first ever pub game was with a mate who was way way way better then me and had like 400 games ...

now im about even with him. woohoo but anyway.


http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/264781007

at the that time this was the highest kda id ever gotten ....

look

at

that

build


........... mjollnir bloodstone sacred relic ....MANTA ... on


DISRUPTER ....

i cant even ...

My first game was in DotA as Kunkka and frow what I remember I assembled tranquil boots(they had that active yet), buckler(because it was cheap), crystalys{i just wanted to crit} and went for bloodstone because it gived me a lot oh hp and mana. Ye. Also I aimed skills with mouse.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/264781007

i just realised in this one ....

the bounty hunter on my team ....

bought .....

three phase boots ....

i ....

what ....

That's ****ing next level even for Kyfoid XD

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/253689736
My first game;
Well to remember correctly, I had played 2 bot games with a friend and still had no effing clue what I was doing, Looking back I actually item built well... somehow and my skill build was horrible becuz I knew nothing of this thing called jungle, and so I skillz other tings. Also cancelled every blackhole i did :P

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/290824750
^^ cuz who needs boots?

Hard carry disruptor!!! They can never escape with your kinetic field right click combo!

Here's my first non bot game. I think i did pretty good.