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Sweat started pearling up on Bone7's face as he saw the determined look in EE's eyes.
"Don't do it, Jacky. We're the hope of the west, we've got to win this."
Jacky remained silent and the boys became tense. Nobody dared say a word.
"We can do it right here, Bone-chan," Jacky whispered, "we can show Icefrog how underpowered Terrorblade is. He'll have to buff him next patch."
N0tail finally paused his hardcore gangster rap and ended his silence. "You can't just gamble with this, Jacky! We won't even get second place if we lose this one!"
But before he finished his sentence, it was done. Terrorblade was picked, C9 got crushed and they ended up third place. The hope of the west was gone and all animes were cancelled the very same week.
A few days later, the patch hit. It had worked. Sniper had been removed from the game and Terrorblade was unstoppable, having a 90% pick rate in pubs only a week after the patch.
A few months later, C9 won The International 5 undefeated in a 3-0 grand final against Alliance. 100% TB pick/ban rate in their games. They came out of their soundproof booths and Loda stretched out his hand to EE reaching for a handshake. Jacky 'Ayy L' Mao walked past him, seemingly ignoring him. Instead, he pat him gently on the back as the intro theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion came blaring out of the speakers. Soe handed him the mic and asked him how he felt.
A moment of silence befell the entire stadium, as the world watched.
"I basically just do manga **** so **** off"
There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can count, and those who can't.
i dont watch the x files, i sometimes watch a random bing bang episode, its on dutch tv SO DAMN MUCH. it has some really funny scenes but its kind of like 'gumballs but for the eyes'. (dont know if this expression makes sense to you XD.) but atleast its not those ****ING STUPID storage unit shows. they ruined history channel. ;_; now where are my shows about the universe and the roman empire? ;_;
but british comedy>>>>>murican comedy.
edit: that copypasta is gold, what tournament was that about again? shame it didnt work BibleThump.
WHAT A ****ING COINCIDENCE. Today I had the weirdest series of dreams. One of them is, set in the movie 'Ice Age'-like world, a lovely female loch ness monster fell in love with Jakiro. Even weirder, the Ice part of Jakiro is gone, so only the fire remains. And then theres a giant brown sea monster who felt betrayed that the loch ness doesnt love her. Weirder still, I remember that the loch ness was once in love with the brown monster. Kinda sad for him. Then the loch ness lives in a matting with jakiro. Also the brown monster had an army. And he was weakened and even sadder after a skipped event.
^thats not everything. theres one detail i miss that i cant explain. Oh, theres Doraemon there too.
AND THATS JUST ONE SERIES BECAUSE THERES MORE.
ULTRA LATE EDIT: *** i forgot to sau the loch ness monster reminds me of Winter Wyvern for some reason
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