Pudgin' N' Killin'

The Introduction

"Once upon a time in the magical land of Germany. A redneck, failed Elvis impersonator stalks the good heroes of DotaLand. His only goal to_{rape Lifestealer}acquire hoes for his fabulous crib. To do this he wears the skin of his victims as a disguise, spends his spare time practising for the Fishing Olympics and knocks out everyone in the current room with a gargantuan fart. Nobody is safe from such a smelly monstrosity, especially one with a voracious hunger for giblets!"

Science says that if you make a guide entertaining on the introduction users are 87.88% more likely to read the rest. I don't know who Science is, but Science can_{take a hike to the nearest shallow puddle and flail onto it face first until they drown}have my sincerest thanks.

In order to view this guide to the maximum potential you will need to get yourself some fitting music while you read.
Now without further ado I present to you my guide on how to cook the perfect jiggling fatty!

Asian Pros / Nublet Cons

ASIAN PROS
*As Tanky as an ice cream truck
*His hook makes ganking a good job mate!
*Rewarding to play like Indian Jones
*Eats VEAKLINGS! faster than you can say "That was easy"
*Useful all stages of the _pubgame
*Only us pros can use him well (Maybe you)
*Stylish Hair

NUBLET CONS
*Starts as slow as an ice cream truck
*Only way of escape is running like a *****
*Only us pros can use him well (AKA can feed like a hoe (Maybe you too))
*Really really smelly

Sayian Skills

The Lethal Wombo Combo!

Every players needs to know Fat N' Smelly's combo before they can play a single game with him! So I've put it into a some simple steps so you can use it easily!

1. Find an enemy
2. Meat Hook them towards you
3. Toggle Rot on just before they get to you
4. Use Dismember on them
5. Wait till dead
6. If not yet dead keep Roting on them while getting your auto-attacks in.
7. Find another meat bag!

Of course sometimes you don't need to hook, you can just sneak up right behind them and Rot into a Dismember, thus keeping your hook ready in case they somehow manage get out of Rot.


But let me tell you a little secret you can do with Shadow Blade.

If you use Rot into Dismember and then activate Shadow Blade you will become invisible while channelling! Plus both your Rot and Dismember will still do the damage and disable meaning the only way someone can stop you is using an item/ability to see you! Luckily in pubs most people aren't smart enough to buy Dust of Appearance or Sentry Ward so you should be able to get away with it easily! As an added bonus once the channeling is over you can use a single auto-attack for an 150 extra PHYSICAL damage! Coolio right!?
But please keep in mind that Towers have truesight so don't do this while under one *sigh.

More to come!

This guide is kinda incomplete, but the basics are there so you should know a little bit about what to do!

Stay tuned as we go through Items, Friends and Foes, Strategies and some Extra tips for playing as the Cuddly N' Chubby Pudge! Only in the next episode of; OMG BANANAZ!!!111