Fedorable's Big 'Ol Thread of (Dank) Memes

Ｈｅｙ Ｒｉｔｓｕ ｉ＇ｍ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｌｅａｒｎ ｔｏ ｐｌａｙ Ｎｉｇｈｔ Ｓｔａｌｋｅｒ， Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｅ ｓｋｉｌｌｂｕｉｌｄ． Ｓｈｏｕｌｄ Ｉ ｍａｘ Ｈｕｎｔｅｒ Ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｎｉｇｈｔ， ｌｉｋｅ ｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｈｕｎｔｅｄ ｄｏｗｎ Ｂｅｅｓａ＇ｓ ｓｉｓｔｅｒ， Ｃｒｉｐｐｌｉｎｇ Ｆｅａｒ ｌｉｋｅ ｗｈａｔ ｗｏｍｅｎ ｆｅｅｌ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｓｔａｌｋ ｔｈｅｍ， ｏｒ Ｖｏｉｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｄ ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｌｅｆｔ ｉｎ ｐｌａｃｅ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ Ｅｓｐｏｒｔｓ ｃａｒｅｅｒ

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

Lmao..that one was awesome wulfstan.

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I now have played 1322 hours of dota 2, my dank levels are rising

You pick the Memer. You tell your team that you will meme. You tell your team that you will never post with them. You tell your team that you will ****post. You do this in a nice way because you are "ironic" ****poster and you want free upboats. You buy hi sir it's your brother, HO HO HA HA, Troll Warlord in that exact order. You go memeing. You get: 700 upboats, 0-4-2-0 upvotes. You have: slahsher, ODPixel, 6.83, dank memes. You smoke and take reddit gold before 500 upboats. You time that **********er. You buy brown boots, because a good 5-position 5k mmr support can't afford more than that. You go post memes as replies or post on dota2circlejerk if there is no safe meme to get free karma with. You repeat until you are the best ****poster on r/dota2. You never meaningfully contribute ever. You never participate in meaningful discussions. Memes need no armour. Why do memes need no armour you may ask? Memes need no armour because memes never contribute; memes ****post. This is why memes need no armour. Your team memeing 4 mid? You do not meme with them. You do not go to them. You do not flame them. You are Memer and you want upboats. You have reddit gold but you use it to encourage ****posters to ****post more.. You tell your team to meme under tower. You tell your team not to use your meme. You do this in a nice way because even though memes need no memes want free upboats. If you are getting called out on your ****posting (you should be looking at your current karma and not be in a situation where it's obvious you just ****post) but if you are getting called out you know what to do: you listen to Memer and Memer tells you what? That’s right you sonofa*****: Memer tells you that "the memer danks". You pop that reddit gold, you back off and you log off. You exploit another meme or you ****post meme/smoke weed. If you don't know what to do then what do you do? That's right; you listen to Memer again and Memer tells you that "the meme ****posts" and that "memes need no armour". This does not mean "the memer contributes"; it means that the memer go ****post. You are on a thread preferably furthest away from the discussion. You are in the new section or at the hot section ****posting. You are at r/dota2circlejerk getting that upskadi timing that ****. You get reddit enchancement suit 1, 2, 3. You upgrade your reddit gold into reddit platinum. You do it in this exact order. You keep that ****posting going. You abuse the new meme whenever it's up. You keep telling everyone not to steal your memes or come to your territory. You are Memer. You are nice about it. You are ****post. You are memes. You are karma. You remember that "Memes love to ****post" in the r/dota2 subreddit because then Memes will need no armour and the wolves of Icewrack can run in circles around the subreddit. You never post. You end the game with reddit gold, platinum, and reddit cardboard and the highest amount of upboats conceivable by man.