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Well....
Buy an alienware
Get a decent internet connection
Level up next year's compendium
Stick the rest in my account so that I can FINALLY make use of my platinum card.

I am the Abaddon *****!!!

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Invest and cheat my way through the stock and shares market to an ez billionaire status.

Then take over the country, establish dictatorship, solve world terror by giving the terrorists 2 days to completely surrender before bombing their country to a nuclear wasteland.

If the UN objects, point out that I got results.

Ignore the summons to the Hague. Send back the messenger in five pieces.

Build a palace large enough to house my ego (this may be difficult...). Fill said palace with the following:
-Courtyard and walls, easily defensible but fill it with incompetent minions. Make sure this is the only entrance, preferably through a large visible portal with a skull on top of it.
-Main hall. Servant's quarters to the left, kitchen to the side. Servant's quarters has a chamberlain in a black suit and a vampire cosplay. The head cook will be a dull-witted but exceptionally strong giant.
-Have the next floor as an art gallery. A laser-shooting robot is the curator. This art gallery has three staircases leading to the third floor, one of which is blocked off.
-One staircase leads to the ambassador's quarters.
-One leads to my harem filled with concubines.
-The third is sealed off until the other two wings have been cleared. This third staircase leads to my personal chambers, where they have to fight through wave after wave of mooks, seven people representing the aspects of the Seven Sins, then more mooks, and finally confronting me in my astral observatory.
-Name the palace 'THISISANRPGDUNGEONGATHERAGROUPOF25FRIENDSANDCOMERAIDIT'.
-Appear in the next tier, saying 'I know what you're thinking, but the palace was merely a setback!'

Kreygasm.

There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can count, and those who can't.

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wrote:

Invest and cheat my way through the stock and shares market to an ez billionaire status.

Then take over the country, establish dictatorship, solve world terror by giving the terrorists 2 days to completely surrender before bombing their country to a nuclear wasteland.

If the UN objects, point out that I got results.

Ignore the summons to the Hague. Send back the messenger in five pieces.

Build a palace large enough to house my ego (this may be difficult...). Fill said palace with the following:
-Courtyard and walls, easily defensible but fill it with incompetent minions. Make sure this is the only entrance, preferably through a large visible portal with a skull on top of it.
-Main hall. Servant's quarters to the left, kitchen to the side. Servant's quarters has a chamberlain in a black suit and a vampire cosplay. The head cook will be a dull-witted but exceptionally strong giant.
-Have the next floor as an art gallery. A laser-shooting robot is the curator. This art gallery has three staircases leading to the third floor, one of which is blocked off.
-One staircase leads to the ambassador's quarters.
-One leads to my harem filled with concubines.
-The third is sealed off until the other two wings have been cleared. This third staircase leads to my personal chambers, where they have to fight through wave after wave of mooks, seven people representing the aspects of the Seven Sins, then more mooks, and finally confronting me in my astral observatory.
-Name the palace 'THISISANRPGDUNGEONGATHERAGROUPOF25FRIENDSANDCOMERAIDIT'.
-Appear in the next tier, saying 'I know what you're thinking, but the palace was merely a setback!'

Kreygasm.

i like your IS destruction tactic!
But dont you know you are supposed to make an awesome base inside a mountain? Or an active volcano if you want some more of that evil vibe.

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hes a rookie when it comes to evil ...

needs more screaming villagers in cages tbh maybe a few dried skeleton husks and a captured secret agent? also bad lighting .... a whole heap of bad lighting, lots of sharp greys and dark colours to either highlight or hide the caked blood. a would also suggest a slight incline as the plance goes on, nothing to heavy just maybe 5 degrees enough that who ever gets through your defences slowly gets more and more tired yet their brain doesnt understand why when they are walking on a flat surface. its the little things ya know!

NOW onto what i would do....

CLEAR THROAT LOUDLY***

AHEM*

AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM****

PRESENTS PALM CARDS***

SMOOTHS SUIT DOWN***

STRAIGHTENS BACK***

LOOKS AT REPORTERS***

LOOKS DOWN AT PALM CARDS***

LOOKS BACK AT REPORTERS***

"**** *****es and get money, thankyou for your time."

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.... WITH FLUFFY BUNNIES

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Evil? You misunderstand. I am Chaotic Good if anything.

I will say this palace is on top of a giant cliff, however.

There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can count, and those who can't.

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Will you atleast occasionally throw people down said cliff?

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Umm, no? Waste of resources.

I'd assess their skills and give them a job.

Said job may or may not involves torching an orphanage because I find it funny.

There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can count, and those who can't.

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