Forum Game: Crush the Wish

You live inside an endless chronosphere. You realize that no one can do anything with you as they are frozen in time. You become alone and depressed and kill yourself

I wish I could travel throughout the universe in a ship of my design.

You do so successfully, however it does not fill the gap that is missing after you sold your kids to the slave trade to afford your ship.

I wish that morphling was buffed a reasonable amount.

Morphling becomes the overpowered carry he used to be in TI2, so Valve can't decide which version of Morphling is worse and starts working on League of Legends 2.

I wish people would use Living Armor more often.



I would still prefer a pink female skin than his current one.

Shouldn't it be the opposite? Like, you're frozen in some sort of semi-death state (since you can't do anything anyway) and nobody can get you out of it, and you can't even regret about your decision since time doesn't flow anymore for you? It's funny both ways though.

People now use living armour off Cooldown, however if any player can't pick Treant protector they just rage quit and let them win. Seeing this, valve replaces living armour with a skill similar to bloodstone except it automatically triggers off Cooldown and has none of the benifits.

I wish that porygon would post a riddle on the 'which hero are you?' thread.

He doesn't :P
(jk. I forgot about that thread lol)


I wish some of my hero ideas can make it into dota.

One of your ideas makes it into DOTA, but you get sued by Blizzard for it.

I wish Puppey would constantly wear amusing hats at Competetive Tournaments

Puppey starts wearing nice hats, but he gets kicked out of Na'Vi for that.


I wish my nose would stop being runny.

Your nose starts being sprinty (if that even makes sense)

I wish the Seahawks win the superbowl this year :P

The Seahawks drown.


I wish that I could breathe fire without getting my throat or any part of my body burned.

you breaath fire but kill everybody in front of you whenever you breathe so they kill you.

i wish drow ranger wasn't such a *****