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Forum Game: Crush the Wish

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Forum » Off Topic » Forum Game: Crush the Wish 208 posts - page 12 of 21
Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by theBlober » January 1, 2014 1:26pm | Report
You are the secret 6th member of NaVi after your training. You are bettet than dendi and pupey decided to replace him with you. Alliance kicks s4 and replaces him with dendi. You caused the Bigges reshuffle because every team swiches player. So the leftover pro player and all the fanboys hates you and assasinates you, like the senatores caesar.

I wish i know how too cook meth like in breaking bad.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Vash » January 3, 2014 2:00pm | Report
You cook meth like in breaking bad... that's punishment enough.

I ended world hunger by giving humans the ability to receive nutrients through photosynthesis.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Mr. Nuke » January 8, 2014 3:12am | Report
Winter is coming.

I wish ragers understood the Dunning Kruger effect
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the giant hamster is revived by Drow the dog using the power of the best pie in the world.
the daughter who was beaten now is a the ultimate fighter after training for years since she never wants to be beaten again, she learns all forms of killing and martial arts and is now an unstoppable machine, she teams up with drow the dog and rides the giant hamster into battle against the dark lord Gabe Vovlo, crushing his Steam empire and freeing all the slaves under steam sales control.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » January 8, 2014 3:17am | Report
ragers now understand the Dunning Kruger effect.they get depressed and commit suicide.congo now you have nobody to play with.
i wish i wished for the wish that cant be crushed

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Xyrus » January 8, 2014 3:21am | Report
Mr. Nuke wrote:

I wish ragers understood the Dunning Kruger effect

They understand the Dunning-Kruger Effect, but unfortunately don't realise, they're on the unskilled side of it. Baffled, they expect you to understand that they're right, failing to take into account your inability to shout and bawl like a small child throwing a temper tantrum.

I wish Wulfstan had his own TV Chat Show

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » January 8, 2014 11:37am | Report
You wish for the wish that can't be crushed, however same with the other person who wished that, you find that it was meaningless.

Wulfstan has a tv show. It is about how much of an idiot this guy named Xyrus is for replying to the same wish. :3

I wish that people would stop thinking there was a best or worst hero.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Mr. Nuke » January 9, 2014 3:02am | Report
They now think all heroes are equal, supports and carries alike, which leads to a massive amount of randoming that screws up every match ever played. Unless you always play All Random.

I wish there weren't so many ads on the I Can Haz Cheeseburger? app
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Smuggels wrote:

the giant hamster is revived by Drow the dog using the power of the best pie in the world.
the daughter who was beaten now is a the ultimate fighter after training for years since she never wants to be beaten again, she learns all forms of killing and martial arts and is now an unstoppable machine, she teams up with drow the dog and rides the giant hamster into battle against the dark lord Gabe Vovlo, crushing his Steam empire and freeing all the slaves under steam sales control.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » January 9, 2014 3:23am | Report
no ads, app maker goes bankrupt no more updates.

i wish the good old Lycan returned

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » January 9, 2014 4:23am | Report
The good old Lycan returns. Unfortunately, being old, he dies.

I wish that Vengeful Spirit would regrow her wings.

(Btw I do basically only play All Random :3)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Vash » January 9, 2014 3:00pm | Report
Vengeful Spirit regrows her wings and, "It makes her look fat." She get's sad(der), and refuses to eat. She dies.

I wish Pudge was a vegetarian. :D
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