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Forum Game: Crush the Wish

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » December 31, 2013 2:25am | Report
you need pop-tarts, which are unfortunately poisoned(my last wish XD) so you die.

i wish they renamed magina to mangina

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » December 31, 2013 2:49am | Report
Anti-mage was angry with you due to your proposal for his name change to Mangina (and also because you have a Storm Spirit profile picture), so he comes over and kills you. The next day , the headlines read: "Man killed by Mangina"


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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » December 31, 2013 3:22am | Report
first of all...LOL
you can now water bend.but one day you get cocky and try to levitate a huge amount of water over your head, Lose control and drown yourself(you can't bend through the enormous pressure exerted by the water)

i wish i had a voice like invoker (that man is DA MAN)

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by theBlober » December 31, 2013 3:53am | Report
You have a voice like invoker. With that voice, you can get every woman in the world. Unfortunatly, you got aids instead and died.

I wish i have a golder rosh baby (courier)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » December 31, 2013 4:30am | Report
you get a golden baby roshan. but your account gets hacked and everything is stolen. AND in your next queue you confront that same man who claims to be the owner of the courier.

i wish i couldn't get aids XD (or any other sex-related disease)

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » December 31, 2013 4:44am | Report
You catch the flu and die.

I wish I could have as many pies as I want :d

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Xyrus » December 31, 2013 5:46am | Report
porygon361 wrote:

I wish I could have as many pies as I want :d

You eat the enitre world's supply of pies and die of obesity

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » December 31, 2013 6:49am | Report
so you wish you wish upon a wishing star huh....

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » December 31, 2013 8:43pm | Report
You wish on a falling star. Unfortunately now that you are on the asteroid you die from... Space...

I wish that the members of my team got on more often.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » December 31, 2013 8:47pm | Report
all of your friends are always online and practice much more than you, getting better then you, making a new team and then replace you with EE-sama.

i wish I was taught to play dota in Na'vi academy :3

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