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Bristleback: Elbow Grease? NOSE GREASE!!!!

July 25, 2014 by TehTundraBunny
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Dendi Build

DotA2 Hero: Bristleback


Purchase Order

Maximum Grease



Hero Skills

Viscous Nasal Goo

1 3 5 7

Quill Spray

Bristleback

2 4 8 9

Warpath

6 11 16

Talents

10 12 13 14 15 17 18


Bristleback: Elbow Grease? NOSE GREASE!!!!

TehTundraBunny
July 25, 2014


Introduction

BRISTLEBACK, THE WALKING NOSE GREASE FACTORY


WHAT? YOU WANNA PLAY BRISTLEBACK? A WALKING NOSE GREASE FACTORY?? GO KILL YOURSELF! ARE YOU IN HEAVEN NOW? OR HELL? NOW YOU WANNA PLAY BRISTLEBACK? WELL THEN! SINCE YOUR ALREADY DEAD, I MIGHT AS WELL TEACH YOU THE ART OF SPREADING YOUR GREASE TO YOUR ENEMY IN ORDER TO DOMINATE THEM!

Items

ARCANE BOOTS
YOUR FIRST ITEM IS ARCANE BOOTS! WHY WOULD YOU GET ARCANE BOOTS ON A TANKY-SEMI CARRY LIKE BRISTLEBACK?

WRONG!

YOU GET ARCANE BOOTS FOR EXTRA MANA IN ORDER TO CAST MORE NASAL GREASE ON MORE ENEMIES! MAKE YOUR ENEMIES TREMBLE IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR GIANT NOSE!

4 BOTTLES! YES 4
WITH YOUR NEXT 2600 GOLD, YOU DONT BUY SOME USELESS TREADS, OR A VANGUARD. YOU DONT SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR A STUPID ASSAULT CUIRASS. YOU GET YOURSELF 4 BOTTLES. WHY A BOTTLE? WHY 4 BOTTLES? TWO REASONS. BOTTLE GIVES YOU MANA. MANA GIVES YOU MORE CASTS OF NASAL GREASE, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN COVER MORE ENEMIES IN NOSE GREASE! FANTASTIC. BUT WHY 4 YOU MAY ASK? WITH FOUR FULLY FUNCTIONAL BOTTLES, YOU CAN FILL UP YOUR 4 STORAGE UNITS WITH EXTRA NOSE GREASE, SO YOU CAN USE THAT GREASE LATER ON! EVEN MORE FANTASTIC!

REFRESHER ORB
AFTER YOU GET YOUR 4 BOTTLES, AND YOU HAVE SOME EXTRA GOLD, BUY YOURSELF A REFRESHER ORB! REFRESHER ORB GIVES BRISTLEBACK EVERYTHING HE NEEDS. IT GIVES ENOUGH MANA REGEN FOR YOU TO CONSTANTLY COVER ANYTHING IN SIGHT WITH YOUR NOSE GREASE! TOO BAD YOU CANT TARGET THE GROUND! OR TREES! OR ALLIES! EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY THAN THE MANA REGEN, REFRESHER ORB HAS A FANTASTIC ACTIVE, ALLOWING YOU TO REFRESH YOUR NOSE GREASE! NOW, EVERY 160 SECONDS, YOU DONT HAVE TO WAIT 1.5 AGONIZING SECONDS IN ORDER TO COVER YOU ENEMY IN A DOUBLE DOSE OF GREASE! UNBELIEVABLE!

Skills

I REALLY DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN THE SKILL BUILD. FIRST YOU MAX OUT YOUR GREASE, AND WHEN YOU CANT LEVEL UP GREASE, LEVEL UP YOUR TANKING SKILL, WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO STAY ALIVE AND SPREAD MORE GREASE. LEVEL YOUR ULT WHENEVER YOU CAN. ADD REMAINING POINTS INTO STATS TO GIVE YOU MORE MANA AND HEALTH. LEVEL UP QUILL SPRAY LAST, OR JUST DONT EVEN USE YOUR LAST 4 POINTS, BECAUSE QUILL SPRAY IS PROBABLY THE WORST SKILL IN DOTA 2. WHATS THE POINT IN THROWING LITTLE POINTY STICKS AT YOUR ENEMY WHEN YOU CAN COVER THEM IN A GLOB OF NOSE GREASE!

Summary

THANK YOU FOR READING MY GUIDE! I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS GUIDE. GOOD LUCK SPREADING YOUR

NOSE GREASE!

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