7.07 - ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (Pangolier Safelane)

Im really bad at dota

Sup lads soooooo I'm horrible at dota... I dont even have an MMR, about 580hrs anddddddd this is my first guide. You probably shouldn't take it seriously but **** it this guide works for me.

Get tomes if you need to catch up. The purpose of Maelstrom is to proc lightning with swashbuckle. Also the reason you get Deso, yes you have the armour-****ing passive, but it doesnt last for long until level 16 (around 20-22 mins you should aim for). If you hit 4 or 5 people with a swashbuckle, you apply deso to all of them, meaning you basically **** up the whole team. There's legitamately a 0.030375% chance that you will proc your passive on all 5 enemies with a swashbuckle [geniunely a real figure, (100(4(0.15^4))], so if you have a deso, theres approximately a... 400% chance you will hit everyone on the team with deso with a swashbuckle [again a real figure - 100% deso proc with 4 swashbuckle swishes, 100% x 4 = 400% :D]. You get mjollnir as you want as much attack speed as possible - more chances to proc your passive. Plus, if you have such a bad attack speed that you only get one or two hits when they have 0 armour, it's worthless. If you can get 7 or 8 weaker hits in that 2/3/4/5 second period, it deals more damage overall. You get MKB to counter evasion, PA, and it's more attack speed so it's okely dokely. Then, get manta cuz it's an epic meme, and then get any extension items you want. Heart for health/regen, abyssal for an extra stun, diffusal to counter WK, skadi to counter...everyone. It's up to you, now to your tactic.

Tactics. Safelane, play it aggresive as you can, but dont sacrifice too much health so that you can't get CS and farm. Get near perfect last hits in lane, maybe one or two kills using swashbuckle. It's great in lane, as if you're on really low health, someone chases you, tower dive a little, if they leave tower range on half health, you jump in there with swashbuckle, shield crash, and right click em (works especially well with blight stone to suddenly turn on someone and **** em up). Fight early. In fights, especially in mid/ river, use your ult, shield crash on everyone, swashbuckle back to your allies, hitting everyone with the swashbuckle damage (applying deso/blight with all of them), then you have a whole team losing armour, stunned for 2 seconds, you're blocking 50-70 incoming damage - you right click the **** out of them. Team fight won:)

So that's my ****ty guide. My steam ID is "Lebensraum", and if I change it - my email is "[email protected]". If someone wants to coach a little dota-addicted sub-1K noob - please hit me up:) i need to improve cuz I'm ****ing bad xD

bye

have fun winning teamfights

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