The Most Badass Responses

Crystal Maiden: http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/35/Cm_kill_07.mp3

Hahaha... no.

Terrorblade-
I open your throat to close your eyes.
Now the demons have you.
Izhai irush am'ucha. (They fell ill a long time ago.)
I go where angels fear to tread.
The Hell you say!

Doom-
Your entrails festoon my horns.
Storm Spirit, you're a pretentious bastard.

Shadow Demon-
Did you not see the demon in your gaze?
Ahm'irush tak izh. (The plague has you.)
And of course, he has the best laugh in the game. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/60/Shadow_demon_laugh_05.mp3

Invoker-
You die as you lived: insipid and ignorant.
Did I hear a squeak?
Remember me... for I will remember you.

Abaddon-
Drink deep of the mist as it turns to black.
I will see you in the shadow of Avernus.

Nyx Assassin-
Go the way of all flesh.
Your consciousness disperses.

Outworld Devourer-
I could hear your caterwauling from clear out on the Rim.
You're a lesser power.
My wings beat with the rhythms of eternity.
Good news travels slowly, bad news has wings.
(Now that I think of it, everything OD says sounds badass with his voice)

Shadow Fiend-
Izh eyik hedoq. (You look delicious.)

Enigma-
If light cannot escape me, what hope have you?
Welcome to the abyss.
You've entered a decaying orbit.
A dark matter indeed.
I sense an emptiness in you. Let me fill it with death.
I stare also into you.


Face it. Dire Heroes are just cooler. I went out of my way to try and find something Radiant that sounds that badass, but nope.

(I also think that the voice actors did a better job with the Dire Heroes, with the possible exception of Naga and maybe Troll. Certainly there's no Radiant equivalent to the magnificence of OD, Terrorblade and Enigma)

Morphling: Didn't see me waving?
Anti-Mage: They who live by the wand shall die by my blade.
Dragon Knight: I sheathe Wyrmblade in the scabbard of your bowels.

Keeper of the Light-You shalt not pass!

Faceless Void - I have seen the future, you are not in it

PEACE OUT!

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To the ignorant, it seems you havent listened to Treant Protector responses.
Here are my favs:
A tree killed you. A tree!
Ah, fresh fertilizer.
Someone put a bounty on a tree? (for bounty hunter)
Nature's_Prophet By my bark!
It seems only fitting that you have a log jammed up--oh, but where are my manners. (timbersaw)
Hush now. (silencer)

using tango:
Sorry, friend.
That was rude of me.
Apologies.
I'm sure you understand

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Keeper of the Light
Do not fear the light--fear me! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f7/Keep_cast_02.mp3
Run! Run, I say! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/63/Keep_manaleak_04.mp3
Already I have forgotten your name and your purpose http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bd/Keep_kill_07.mp3
They said not even light can escape you. They lied. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/98/Keep_rival_11.mp3
Ever used haste rune on him????
Plus, he is a bit of nymphomaniac, considering how many ladies are her allies and he starts saying all that valiant chivalry BS when he sees them.

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This brings light to my eyes everytime i hear this
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9e/Wind_immort_01.mp3( yea, i have an itsy crush on her voice)
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cb/Wind_ability_windrun_02.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a2/Wind_ability_shackleshot_02.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b5/Wind_ability_shackleshot_08.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/0e/Wind_attack_06.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d2/Wind_kill_06.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5c/Wind_rival_10.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/06/Wind_blink_04.mp3
read the line fellas, its only her voice thats cute

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YOu must see this, to appreciate how badass invo is.(alrigh hes not radiant, so what?)

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by the way OD has the best line in this:http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6c/Odest_begin_01.mp3

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back to radiants now!
Lina
Ah, a sauna http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cc/Lina_rival_07.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/99/Lina_rival_09.mp3(morphling)
Was that a cookbook? Cause I cooked it http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/48/Lina_rival_12.mp3 (warlock)
I made fish sticks. Who wants one? http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/60/Lina_rival_14.mp3(tidehunter)
Cold-hearted *****.http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d6/Lina_cm_03.mp3 (you already know bunkan)
You were adopted!http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2c/Lina_cm_15.mp3
When you play with Lina, you tend to get burned.(Using taunt)http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d5/Lina_rare_02.mp3

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Earthshaker
I'll shake them to their cores! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/09/Erth_level_05.mp3
Don't take that magnitude with me. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d7/Erth_kill_11.mp3
Tiny, your name is still too big for you. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/07/Erth_rival_01.mp3
Clockworks������¢���¯���¿���½������¦and then it doesn't. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c1/Erth_rival_12.mp3
Clock-blocked! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/57/Erth_rival_13.mp3
Respect the earth������¢���¯���¿���½������¦shaker http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6e/Erth_rival_19.mp3
This is no place for a mother. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a2/Erth_rival_07.mp3
Tusk
Double Dragon Punch Punch! (actually there are about 100 of them , go listen to them)
That gets my seal of approval! That gets my seal of approval!
Bang! Zoom! To the Mad Moon! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bc/Tusk_kill_23.mp3
Night night, Mr. Dream. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a8/Tusk_rival_10.mp3
I do not think you're having fun, man-horse! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5d/Tusk_rival_11.mp3
Some kind of an ice pick! (blink)http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bf/Tusk_blink_02.mp3

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Juggernaut = greater than OD for sure.
I'll be back to finish this later. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b3/Jug_ability_stunteleport_03.mp3(using TP)
Cask, meet jug(witch dctor)http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1c/Jugg_rival_14.mp3
I'm the Juggernaut, Lich! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c4/Jug_rare_17.mp3
I'm the Juggernaut, *****! (thats why the former was badass)http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e4/Jug_rare_06.mp3
Nice mask, they said. What mask?http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/51/Jug_rare_04.mp3
Does it matter if I put this in my jug or not? Get it? Jug or not? http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bf/Jug_bottle_03.mp3

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Tinker
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4d/Tink_ability_laser_01.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d6/Tink_ability_laser_03.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/ec/Tink_rival_08.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/01/Tink_rival_07.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/38/Tink_ability_laser_04.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/40/Tink_kill_07.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b4/Tink_rival_01.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/11/Tink_rival_09.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/48/Tink_rare_09.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c2/Tink_taunt_01.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f7/Tink_taunt_03.mp3

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Sniper
I call the shots around here. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/b1/Snip_spawn_06.mp3
ow that's what I call stoppin' power. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e0/Snip_kill_08.mp3
Someone brought a knife to a gunfight! http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Snip_kill_blade_03.mp3
Killing is the last resort, true. But the other resorts don't even have a pool. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/76/Snip_rare_02.mp3
Why am I smiling? This is what trigger-happy looks like. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/7f/Snip_rare_04.mp3
Dying is easy. Here, let me show you. http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/50/Snip_rare_03.mp3

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You should repent on how you called the radiant out! repent i say!
PS: i will ad more, on to listening more stuff

Oh my ****s. How did i forget that. YES, they have one of the most badass responses. Seriously, Terrorblade is just AMAZING

You would relate anything about dota with cm, wouldn't you

If you are unsure of what the most rhetoric line out there is, well fellas, there is only one.
BLYATCYKA:
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/32/Blod_ability_rupture_04.mp3

Of course I would, CM is best at, and relevant to EVERYTHING in dota :3

LINA disagrees.
You should see my BIIIG post, i dare you to find your name in it, its hidden somewhere you like, or not.