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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » February 13, 2015 2:15am | Report
wangyuphing wrote:


No I mean the joke i heard before used the word "ages" instead of "aegis" ....



When people say aegis (incorrectly), it sounds like ages. The pun is the punchline of this joke.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by wangyuphing » February 13, 2015 2:38am | Report
porygon361 wrote:




When people say aegis (incorrectly), it sounds like ages. The pun is the punchline of this joke.

I know I know

it's just the past joke sounds different

am i being kappa'd by the jokes?
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wangyuphing wrote:


I know I know

it's just the past joke sounds different

am i being kappa'd by the jokes?



If the joke went "Did ya see Roshan's new buff? Killing him takes ages.", it wouldn't be a joke because there is no punchline.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by wangyuphing » February 13, 2015 2:48am | Report
porygon361 wrote:




If the joke went "Did ya see Roshan's new buff? Killing him takes ages.", it wouldn't be a joke because there is no punchline.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Blubbles » February 21, 2015 12:10pm | Report
The OD one made me laugh really hard...
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Your Moms So Fat, She makes Pudge look skinny

Are you Lycans wolves? Cuz ur a bunch of *****es
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Timminatorr » February 22, 2015 5:17am | Report
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, EVEN WHEN SHE HAS LEVEL 4 Blur YOU CANT MISS ANY HITS!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO **** SON!!!!111!!!!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Janitsu » February 22, 2015 5:27am | Report
If yo moma was a jungle camp it'd be hard to stack that camp, because her fatty belly is blocking her movement and denying your stacking
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Janitsu wrote:

If yo moma was a jungle camp it'd be hard to stack that camp, because her fatty belly is blocking her movement and denying your stacking

so smooooth..............


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