Funniest Thing You've Seen or heard in Dota 2 Game Chat

I thought this might be a cool little thing to talk about.

Funniest one for me was when I was playing as Enigma and the other team had Storm Earth and Ember Spirit. They then went and said "All we need now is water spirit and heart spirit and we can make captain planet." I then responded with "Well introduce captain planet to Enigma, the consumer of planets."

I was in a low priority match one time when somebody went on a rant about some guy's mother in all caps, going on and on and on. We later found out that he had over 60 days worth of low priority from communication abuse reports.

ok not probably funny in the sense of "haha" but this was just awesome to listen too.

i was in a game where these two guys just struck up a conversation and were talking and laughing and basically making friends (cue "awww cute" moment) ... they got talking about where they live and stuff and they found out they live in the same state (western Australia), then in the same city (Perth), then in the same suburb (Bassendean)... then they asked what road each other lived on .. and at the same time they said the same road... then and this is just awesome ... they said what number ... turns out .... they lived 2 houses away from each other ... i added one as a friend an messaged him after the game ... turns out they walked out onto the street after the game and said hi to each other and now they LAN all the time and are good mates ....

just awesome...

DOTA bringing people together since 2011 haha

That is honestly super cool.

i still remember it with fondness because it just imprinted on me how, as much bad rap this community gets for flaming and bad conduct, those little moments of gold make it worth while, whether it be a comeback from nowhere or a tightly fought game that goes for 70 mins and at the end both teams express how much they enjoyed it, to people meeting and making friends for life.

this game is to me, one of a kind.

haha though on the subject of funny moments i have a mate i work with who plays dota and he just reminded me of a game he showed me, i have the match id somewhere ill post it up when i get home because it is actually hilarious, but there was a bf and gf playing together and they were having a fight irl and it might have been a troll but they got really heated in game and both dc'd after 20 mins when the girl accused him of loving dota more then her...

some great lines were taken from the in game chat such as

"at least huskar knows what to do with his spear"

and

"your insane, you never let me play lina cause you get f**king jealous of her, honestly wtf"

this might have been a very good troll , we dont know, but the commitment that went into it was 100%... absolute gold

I was on /r/Dota2 and found this. Don't judge me because I think its funny.

Edit:forgot to put in the link: http://m.imgur.com/gwfD11O

A game where I was invoker someone on the other team literally told me they were afraid of me and that I rape children with my meteors....

Was playing with my 5-Stack against another one, for some reason they went full ****** mode and fed with an aggressive trilane (LS, Alch and lich) after the game was like 16-0 their Captain said "oh no, my cat is eating my ethernet cable" and instantly dc'd. Everyone else in his team said the same but they changed the animals up (the last one said that his snake is eating it).
Really weird and funny game and I still don't know if those guys were completely drunk or not.

Missed a level 1 hook at rune early game, the CM was out of range, so she says "small hook small ****"
Destroyed their Mirana mid, roamed bottom at hook-rot-dismember the CM, responded:"looks like my ****s gotten bigger huh?"
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