Poetry Thread

I'll mostly be posting here for my own pleasure.

Iron Branch

53 gold, a worker's pay,
After approximately a day,
But it was all worthwhile,
For it's stats were okay.

It sure beat the circlet,
The price was quite unfair,
A cost of 185 gold,
But some are too rich to care.

Why, just pick up three,
of those iron branches.
A bit of health, mana too.
The Iron Branch is for you.

In fact, I take back what I said.
The Iron branch is your butter and bread.
Delicious Attributes, for a nice price,
An extra damage point leaves them dead.

If you're bored with it,
don't throw it in water,
We completely understand.
Pick up a magic branch and recipe,
And you're now Harry Potter.

These are cool, good job!


I want a poem too !

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ giff

Thank you good sir.
The thread is devoted to Dota 2 poems, and it's purpose is to let players share their poems and discuss such topics.

Sing no song of grief:
For Dirge cannot die, his war–
Goes on forever

I'll throw in a pseudohaiku, hope that's okay!

There the mistress of the wood passed on again
This time with a Centaur and a Wildkin
It's like a bad dream, the work of Bane
Oh how I wonder, if she even knows my name?
Overlooked we have been, time and time again
Surely death is better than this disdain
From mud to dirt, I would return to the earth
For what is a Golem's life even worth?

That was the most amazing thing I have ever read. Some one else understands the Iron Branch. A full year of browsing and I still have it as my portrait. Can I use that poem as my signature?

Maybe, if it fits..
Also credit would be nice <3

You want poem, you make poem.


I come riding on light itself;
Bringing the dark's banishment.
I shall invade the dark realm and mend;
So I can prove oneself.

That I am the Keeper of the Light!
The one which turns dark worlds bright
The light comes,overcoming the shadow
Soon the church of dreams is to follow.

Atropos?A God?
More like a fraud;
Obtained immortality
Through an act of brutality.

The church of nightmares is doomed to fall;
Whatever you do, don't even try to stall.
The power of light is stronger than ever
Brightness shall overcome the dark nether!

This one is quite weak, but it was made up in like 5 minutes, apologies.

Finally, an epic teamfight,
No noobs shall escape my gauntlet's sight,
Let them feel my cleaving might,
With God's Strength,
Rampage with one strike.

*Reference from the Green Lantern's Oath*

Nice one. Although I don't know if I can write a Dota 2 poem, cause I write love poems. I started writing love poems since I was 9 years old. All my love poems are on my own language, I haven't wrote any on English. I think I'll try to write a Dota 2 love poem and I'll post it here :).