Techies Is the Strongest Dota Carry

All of you guys blindy looks to Void, PA, Spetre and don't notice that the best Dota carry is Goblin Techies. But why? I'll explain you.
First, loot at his attack range, it is 700 units, F*CKING 700 UNITS, you know what does it mean? It means that all heroes will fight face to face when we quitly cut supports or thin carry's like AM, Void and others. Let's watch his skills.
Land Mines: One of the or best ability(after greevil's greed of course) to farm. Land mines gives us awesome opportunities to farm better than the Alchemist or Nature's Prophet. When their have midas and boots on 20 minute, you will be 6 slotted!
Statics Trap: Stun for.....LOOK....4 SECONDS, 4 F*CKING SECONDS MAN! No one will survive while he stunned with this stuff i'll give you a guarantee.
Suicide: Best Dota 2 escape. When Alchemist or NP lost's their gold when they're killed, you will lose 0 money, and spawn 2 times earlier! In early game give's you awesome opportunities to claim gold by killing thin heroes, in early and late game you will use this only for escape.
Remote Mines: With this you will be 2 times richer! When you patiently farming in woods or lanes, other heroes will be in teamfights, and when they fight in mid for example, you can explode your mines and then.....RAMPAGEEE!!!
If you think that i'm smoked with marijuana or heroine! You're not right!
Proof.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1EuhTqdSM