The Greatest Academic Paper Ever Written

Woah...

Just.....

What.....

I can't even......

I don't even play Dota2 and I'm going to read this.

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If you only read one section, and you don't actually want to gain any strategic knowledge from this paper, I'd suggest reading IV a) Gameplay. I have never seen such a succinct and accurate summation of the rules of Dota in my life.

I won't lie I skimmed it but woah.

Just

Wow