The Noncompulsory DotA Jokes Thread

Have you ever thought of a really good DotA pun? or seen a meme about it that you really wanted to share? Post them here! Anything that comes to mind is welcome as long as it's funny!

Dota 2! The game where you can tentacle rape 5 people and get away with it.

I have a Sniper pun...
but it's a long shot.

Anti-Mage starts farming.

45 minutes later, he comes out and kills every without blinking twice.

Where does Spirit Breaker urinate? The Barathrum!

Did you here the new buff to Roshan? Killing him takes aegis.


Offensive joke removed by admin, warned.

Q: Why does Bounty Hunter sound so nasally?
A: Because he's allergic to dust.

Q: How did the enemy know where Treant was hiding?
R: Cause Timber saw

Q: Why does Lina use imperial instead of metric?
A: Because she doesn't like cm.

AHAHAHA
Nice one.
I know a techies joke. You're never going to get it.
What's tidehunter's least favourite game? Command and Kunkka

How are you all Lycan the new update?

It takes tree to tango

Yo mama so fat, even pub players can't throw her.

Yo mama so fat, when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he gets global vision.

Yo mama so fat, when Lifestealer infests her, it takes him 10 minutes to escape.


AND NOW FOR A POEM

Lina is red,
CM is blue,
don't steal my farm,
cyka f**k you.