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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » February 3, 2015 6:23pm | Report
Didn't want to necro a really old one.

Here is goes! (remember to use spoilers]

It's not backdooring if the tower hits you first. It's called self defense.

Do the math, i have vanguard

My Sanity Eclipse does extra damage on you cause your ******ed

If you use Juggernaut's Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has 50%chance of missing his attack because he's still dizzy from all the spinning.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by FleetAU » February 8, 2015 11:24pm | Report
those are all really bad....have no punch line and some of them...ahem OD joke sound like they where made by a 10 year old. If you want dota jokes just go watch Dota Cinemas Fails of the Weeks series, they have a joke at the top of all the recent ones
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » February 9, 2015 1:06pm | Report
FleetAU wrote:

those are all really bad....have no punch line and some of them...ahem OD joke sound like they where made by a 10 year old. If you want dota jokes just go watch Dota Cinemas Fails of the Weeks series, they have a joke at the top of all the recent ones

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by CapnDaft » February 9, 2015 6:21pm | Report
Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.


HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Dimonychan » February 10, 2015 4:38am | Report
CapnDaft wrote:

Techies is a fun hero.
Also legit in competitive.


HA
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAH

They just didn't try him out. I am sure he will find his spot in hands of some talented [{Techies]] player, even if it will be narrow(like only for 4 protect 1 strat or something).

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by ElDiablo » February 10, 2015 4:49am | Report
Dimonychan wrote:


They just didn't try him out. I am sure he will find his spot in hands of some talented [{Techies]] player, even if it will be narrow(like only for 4 protect 1 strat or something).


Icecube maybe? =D
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Wulfstan » February 11, 2015 9:15am | Report
I know a couple that are quite... well known already, I'll share anyway. That's it for now.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by wangyuphing » February 11, 2015 9:23pm | Report
Wulfstan wrote:

I know a couple that are quite... well known already, I'll share anyway. That's it for now.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Wulfstan » February 12, 2015 8:58am | Report
Quoted:
Isn't it "ages"?? That's what I heard before



That's supposed to be the joke if you didn't get it.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by wangyuphing » February 13, 2015 1:46am | Report
Wulfstan wrote:




That's supposed to be the joke if you didn't get it.

No I mean the joke i heard before used the word "ages" instead of "aegis" ....
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