Need Help? Friend Affinity!

Hey guys im a 4k mmr player who is bored out of their fuc**** mind right now, and am offering coaching services to anyone who needs them. Although I should do it for real money, I would be MORE THEN HAPPY if you were to give me a small price, such as a couple of common items or a rare item. I would be able to negotiate further for different times and dates. We can always talk more. I am a pretty high skilled player, so if you want help just friend me. We can talk on either skype, mumble, or teamspeak. Here is a little explanation of how I coach if you want to check it out:Note: only friend me if you really want to get better at dota. (Hope this post is ok dota fire people)

Most people think to go right into the game and point out everything wrong. I disagree. the coaching will consist of 3 parts. One part where i will watch one of your games, and you will explain to me everything you do. The next will be looking at your replay and pointing differences/mistakes out.
The third will be playing a game/watching a game with you and helping you though it. While I can not promise you will win, I can definitely say for sure you will get better.

Thanks for your time and consideration!

I am willing to take you up on your offer, I only have a few commons/uncommons but I really want to get better as I experienced a 7 week gap of play, I can normally only play on weekends for any extended amount of time... Drop a dime to my steam, it's Beezleboss friend me if you would help me...